“Joanna Newsom told the Guardian last week, among other things, that while Gaga’s approach to image is interesting, ‘you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks…I’m like, fair enough: She is the new Madonna, but Madonna’s a dumb-ass!'”
Well, you can just imagine the indignation on my face. First of all, who the hell is Joanna Newsom? Does she have a song anywhere near as brilliant as “Vogue” or “Paparazzi”?? No, I didn’t think so.
Does she wear Diet Coke cans in her hair, cone bras, or custom-made Armani? No, I didn’t think so.
She’d best leave the UWS divas alone or I may be forced to go medieval on her little hipster indie ass.